Joe Horn is a HERO!

mike@waystupid.com — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:02:05 GMT

1-800-BUSTED

mike@waystupid.com — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:45:33 GMT

1-800-BUSTED!

It just doesn't get much funnier than this. You see, some cheating husband in Texas called and ordered flowers from 1-800-flowers. They sent the flowers and a teddy bear to his e wittle girlie friend.

What Mr. Leroy Greer of Missouri, TX didn't expect was a thank you letter from 1-800-flowers would get mailed to his house! His not so happy wife of course checks the mail before he does and calls 1-800-flowers for the details of what he sent and of course, to whom! HAHAHAHAHAH! LOSER!

He's now suing 1-800-FLOWERS for $1 million dollars. That right folks, a 1 and six zeros. His wife on the other hand is suing him for $400,000 and $6,000 a month in child support. She's pretty much a whiny baby loser too.

What's even more funny than that? He still tried to lie about it! So she pulled his mobile phone records and left him a message the next day. Duuuuuuhhhhrrrrrr.......

Look, here's the deal. If you wanna cheat, go right ahead. Walk into your bedroom, say "Honey, I hate your guts! Get out of my house!" Find your boots, kick her in the ass, then let the door hit her ass on the way out." Done. Now go call your girlfriend. Jeez, why does this have to be so hard??? I wonder if Dream Kelly is available? Mmmmm....

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Joe Horn is a HERO!

1-800-BUSTED